You eat your steak rare, you drive a V8 and the only people you hug are relatives that have recently been hospitalized or saved your life. You’re a manly guy and now you’re looking for some manly gambling. Here’s a few game options that will up the testosterone, and down the desire to drink anything with a lemon twist.

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For table games, you’ve really only got one good option. Some people think Roulette is manly, but can you really say that about a game that is entirely about which color you pick? Same goes for Craps, which is no good due to the fact it involves placing two vaguely round objects in your hand and rolling them around. So, stick with Blackjack. It has a good macho name, for one. James Bond plays it, for two. And it’s been a mainstay of gambling since the days when the women-folk were considered bad luck and weren’t even allowed on the floor. Play Blackjack now.

Then you have online slot machines. The manly guy steers well clear of games with names like Fruit Frenzy, Mermaid Queen and Enchanted Garden, for obvious reasons. But Mr. Macho will be grunting contentedly if he tries games with more manly themes: Achilles, Golden Glove and even Paris Beauty, where you chase after a sexy, French mademoiselle. Stick with these suggestions and nobody will ever send you flowers or buy you moisturizing lotion again.